"I blame you all, if you had just left me alone as I tried to put my cawk in random places. We'd have won."

Sir Psycho Sexy

"Wait wait wait wait wait!!!!!! Since when did Frost get smexy?

Blues Light

"Cause I'm stiff, is that a problem?"

Mr. Simetra

"See kids that how you get aids."

AfroLuffy

"Frosty Cuppycake: He is above rape...because when you see him, you are already fucked."

WhoWhereWhy?

"Jesus. That looks like the guy with the hood on from last nig-....OHHHHHHHHH."

Shin Masta

"Bob. That was the wierdest display of crap i half understood. Evar."

Maverick

"You should go Hulk and SMASH her. Teach her to be grateful."

The Huggable Tay Bear

"Internet bullies beat me up for my virtual lunch moneyz."

Blade

"Today on FOX, THE PEDOPHILES ARE IN THE TREES! THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOOOOOOU!"

TardyClock

"Your mom = Hip-ass mom."

The Huggable Tay Bear

"You're quite arrogant you know that?"

Danion

"Oh my lord...I can't remember your name! ;'C I'm sorry."

"My real name? I haven't told, you that's why you don't remember."

Lt Kinky and Swordman

"Are you drunk Yung?"

TardyClock

"Goddamn you Americans. *shakes angry fist*"

Angryboy

"Thanks Grievous, He's definitely going on my refrigerator. =D"

Yastas

"You suck my grandma's balls. Not to say my grandma has balls, but if she did you would definitely suck them... Look you just suck, ok?"

Sir Psycho Sexy

"I have no reason to not like you and I have no reason to like you."

DragonAndLance

"I once sigg'ed one of Superdude's messages ^^ "

"Sauce or it didn't happen."

Danion & TardyClock

"FLUKE HAS SPOKEN!"

Various

"You would get jumped in your backyard? Remind me to NEVER move where you live."

Yahn

"What kind of talentless loser needs anything more than PAINT to make sprites? Seriously."

TardyClock

"A large african american has illegally and forcably commended my two wheeled mode of? transportation."

Mr. Simetra

"What are you talking about chaos?. Those balls are smokin."

Mistah_Jayden

"I sense a large quanity of Win in this sector."

WhoWhereWhy?

"Dont we all exaggerate the size of our penis sword?"

WhoWhereWhy?

"THE SAIYAINS WERE REVIVED THANKS TO.....WILSON. Honestly. Wilson?"

Mitchio

"I already have one in my cawk thanks!"

Frostt

"You're jealous of my love rolls"

Emperor_Gouko

"Black people: DAT NIGGA BUSH DID THIS HE BE BUYIN HURRICANES"

Sir Psycho Sexy

"Actually you messaged me and my computer went into 'fuck you' mode"

Sir Psycho Sexy

"Why are you boosting your post count here, when we all know you're a nub and will stay one as long as you post-farm here?"

Blues Light

"why do you think my post count is important? i came here to sprite and have fun, which is what im doing >_> who put all the sand in BL's vagina?"

Seto Stevce

"I am the world's largest supplier of vagina sand, afterall."

Blade

"Sharing is Caring."

Mistah_Jayden

"Well then im the new persistent little bastard^_^ !!!!hollywood undead!!!!"

ssj4vegeta

"WHY AREN'T ANY OF MY QUOTES IN THE QUOTE MACHINE. RAGEEEEE!"

Yahn

"You will all become a part of my faceless...ness. >:3"

MasterChefX

"How is he going to be sheeted this time?"

"What do you mean?"

"...I have no idea what I meant by that."

MasterChefX & Angryboy

"Wait wait. Am I getting fucked or raped?"

Blade

"It's not rape if it's enjoyed and believe me baby you'll LOVE this!"

"I can't wait!"

Yahn & Blade

"Don't I get more points if he doesn't get it?"

MasterChefX

"I like it, but would some consider that cocky?"

"No, because I said it."

"Logic wins."

Angryboy & MasterChefX

"I can still post. Wtf."

Mr El Kanyuficent

"You all lie. Vortex history did not start until I joined"

Maverick

"I came!"

TardyClock

"Ur beauty graces the boards evrytime i post"

The Huggable Tay Bear

"Goku's face looks fucking stupid"

"YOU LOOK FUCKING STUPID"

"YOUR MOM LOOKS FUCKING STUPID"

"shit"

TardyClock & Yahn

"I WANNA DO GOUKO"

"O_O _> r u desperate?"

"...no"

CrusherD316 & The Huggable Tay Bear

"Yes, I am Fenrir, Fenrir is me, I am one with Ragnarok."

Vagrant_Samurai

"It's refreshing to see a girl that's not a total whore once and awhile, but I can feel myself derailing."

Blues Light

"The girls I know forget why they're mad usually...*hint* *hint*"

"i dun get it .>DAMMIT *SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN*"

The Huggable Tay Bear & CrusherD316

"You know, they invented the "Morning After" Pill for a reason. XD So we don't have to wear condom XD! I wouldn't want to put some plastic shit on my dick! "

Vagrant_Samurai

"Yeah, I look nothing like the fat ass."

"You're absolutely right about not looking like Josh. If anything, your GF has a stronger resemblence IMO."

Zlargez & MasterChefX

"I think that hand puppet wants a fight."

"I think SH has had many battles with that hand if you know what I mean."

Frostt & Seto Stevce

"I r can be sexy?"

Freak of Nature

"ahhh!!! iTz jPeG GoDzIlLa!!!1!!!11!!!one!!!!"

shadowhunterr

"And Ben she's holding a flipflop."

"FlipFlop? wtf dude its clearly a thong."

Vagrant Samurai & Frostt

"Now i bring you, AMERICAN BEN!"

WhoWhereWhy?

"My mind, is fucked."

Frostt

"Razer you succeessfully fucked my mind. Well done. G_e"

Seto Stevce

"Look how cute he is, I just wanna pinch his cheeks. :3"

Vagrant Samurai

"No wait, there's one more..."

MasterChefX

"MCX is god!"

Adam016

"But now, I need to hit the sack. With my sack."

Angryboy

"When I see a bitch, I hold up my bitch sign."

Blues Light

"O_o oh lawdy. What is this?"

Frostt

"You smile when constipated? Dude, that's fucked."

Frostt

"Wait what? Oh god. -_-"

Frostt

"In light of Zero's post. How many here have actually had sexual contact with a girl? I mean penis in the vagina."

Frostt

"Girls have hair at their private part??? I thought it was only my dad."

Zeroyasha

"Those are lost to the eternalness that is the DeletionHammer."

Angryboy

"Add it."

"LOL"

"That too."

"srsly?"

"Yes. Seriously."

"XD"

MasterChefX & Angryboy

"*Fist pumps in the air* Chef pulls through for us."

Angryboy

"My life would be much simpler as a hamster"

Nexus

"Poor little Saibmen, they don't mean to be evil, its the way they have been brought up, they just shoot acid out of their heads because they feel threatened."

Jay

"@Saibamen: Look, I'm sorry =( Things were said, stuff happened. I know I made mistakes, but I can change!"

Seto Stevce

"Woot first on the board for the banhamma's :3"

"That statement is false. I banned two people before you did."

Seto Stevce & MasterChefX

"You can ban me?"

JoePierce

"I would ban you Joe for that Avatar, bu I can't seem to find the option how to ban =\ "

Seto Stevce

"You are NOT making this period."

"And you get to decide that?"

NerdyKnight & MasterChefX

"You sir, FAIL."

"And you sir, are BANNED."

NerdyKnight & MasterChefX

"STOP BEING A NICE, REASONABLE AND ALL ROUND NICE PERSON! Seriously it freaks me out man."

TardyClock

"Besides, that guy (Nerdy Knight) had it coming >:3"

"*facepalm* I can't believe that was your reason lol."

MasterChefX & Seto Stevce

"So MCX improvised, I say we give him props for trying something new. No harm no foul."

Koji

"Koji has become my hero again."

MasterChefX

"I'm trying my hardest D:"

"TRY HARDER!!!"

MasterChefX & Angryboy

"I laughed. Can someone unban him so I can ban him again :3?"

MasterChefX

"And he's also just plain annoying, Danion was at least awesome."

Yahn

"Also, how is Desi one of our best members? In the short time he was mod he banned about 5 people and then got promptly demodded."

Yahn

"Damn you Steve!"

MasterChefX

"You fuck us, we'll fuck you harder. That's how we roll."

Seto Stevce

"Everyone is such an instigator around here."

Blade

"I just banned half of Vort....*looks at Koji's post* FFFFFUUUUUUUUU - "

Seto Stevce

"Can he really not see why he was warned for continuing?"

"It's obviously a plan by the mods to get him banned. It's the only reason we warn him, EVER."

Angryboy & Yahn

"Do you need a band-aid, hun?"

"Nah, baby, I'll be a'ight."

Koji & Yahn

"Permanent means permanent."

Blade

"Um, i asked for c+c, so if no comments, that means no c+c which means perfect sprite."

andragon40

"Was that sarcasm?"

"If you have to ask if that was sarcasm. Then you utterly fail."

andragon40 & Zeroyasha

"Don't mess with this gangsta Yahn, every night he goes out, gets laid and smokes a blunt like a real pimp."

Danion

"Not to mention the fact that he is a triple black belt in Ninjutsu and is a master hacker. You don't fuck with Yahn D:"

TardyClock

"Zomg, Sephy hurt your self-esteem D="

Onis

"WAIT MAAAAAAN. Fuckin' hell."

Angryboy

"I have another me? Really?"

Yahn

"GODDAMNIT, CHEF!!!"

Angryboy

"I need TIME."

"D: Okay."

"Don't give me THAT. Ass."

":#"

Angryboy & MasterChefX

"It is all false rage. I'm really just a misunderstood guy who has feelings and a longing for something more. Or simply a prick. Make your choice."

Angryboy

"Who masturbates to quotes? Seriously?"

"Somebody out there....*looks at horizon*"

MasterChefX & Angryboy

"It shouldn't turn into personal masturbation material. As much as it'd be nice for it to be."

Angryboy

"I'm about to use modly powers for something stupid. but by doing that, i prevent further stupid"

Blues Light

"YOU BRITISH COCK-FUCK, YOU GET ON MSN RIGHT NOW AND SAY FUNNY THINGS WITH ME!"

Blues Light

"We need more tits.....speaking of, where is Jay?"

Blues Light

"Dickhead.. I couldn't have picked a better word myself."

Seto Stevce

"...We have the power to ban, but not set warning levels?"

MasterChefX

"We can change our own Warning Level, but not others, yet we can ban others."

Seto Stevce

"I'm sure there is, if I set the status to allow Moderators to edit it. Something so simple an innebriated chimp could accomplish. Something I should definetly let AB take care of. So I'll go change it now, and you guys let me know if it works :D"

Koji

"Clicking it won't ban them. It'll just open up a page asking if you're sure and a box where you can type in why they were banned. I should know, I've banned two members so far."

MasterChefX

"Why am I not surprised you've banned 2 already?"

Seto Stevce

"He pays his rent with sex. Mmm."

Blade

"Rule 16: If you do not wish to pay rent than you must sell yourself to every member of the Mod Shack."

Koji

"And I'm still not getting any?"

"Well, Seto DID get snogging drunk last weekend and we all had a very good time, but you were nowhere to be found."

"Guh, don't remind me."

Koji, Blues Light & Seto Stevce

"There is something I noticed in the mod team, a sever lack in girls with large breasts. What's going on here? It's a sausage feast and I am scared. That is a reason why I clean. Because I can't afford the rent, and I don't want to get butt seckzd"

Frostt

"Wait wait wait wait wait what the hell. I always thought VRP styled sprites only had one eye. I know if Blues saw that Gohan he'd have a fit lol"

Seto Stevce

"No Seto that's dick's mate."

Jay

"How did you make that SO DAMN QUICK!?"

Seto Stevce

"An example of how MCX attempt's to inspire us and make us see how good we are :D"

Nexus

"I only just realised, USA can actually be "United States of AB"."

Angryboy

"What a coincidence, I do the exact same thing everytime I see you post."

MasterChefX

"I have a new purpose :3"

MasterChefX

"What in the name of poopie were you thinking when you came up with this?"

"Welcome to Male and Female Relations 101. I am your instructor, Dr. Light. Lesson One: BITCHES BE CRAZY!"

Blues Light

"So, she's not attractive; thus it's not bad for her to get mortally wounded? You're one evil motherfucker."

Danion

"Look, I'm a faceless hooded guy that spends most of his time on the comp and banning n00bs from the internets. If I say something, then it's probably TRUE!"

MasterChefX

"Reading is so over-rated."

Seto Stevce

"I DON'T CARE IF YOU FUCKING BAN ME EITHER, I HATE THIS FUCKING SITE!!!"

Dr Mambo

"Heck i learned what Masturbate is from Jesse."

"Please God don't listen to anything he told you. >.<"

"Totally Untrue, i didnt tell him jack shit about any sexual nothin'"

Zeroyasha, Blues Light & WhoWhereWhy?

"You don't count. You have Redhead McHugeboobs at your service. I take what I can get!"

Blade

"When Gouko sacrificed himself fighting Radditz and had him in a hold from behind and Piccolo blasted him to kill Radditz."

"I did what?"

CrusherD316 & Vagrant_Samurai [Gouko]

"Yo Nexus, I'm really happy about you slaughtering all those people, I'mma let you finish, but Frost has the best slaughtering spree of all time. BEST SLAUGHTERING SPREE OF ALL TIME!"

Mr. Simetra

"He's GAY. Takes it up the shitbox for a fiver."

Angryboy

"Like Party? But like you told a 3rd grader to spell it?"

JoePierce

"You all can just go to hell.. >.> The sprite sucks, the end..."

BlackStar

"Yo blade, i'm real happy for you and imma let you finish but Seifuku had the best post ranting about random nasty shit about women of all time... OF ALL TIME!"

Seto Stevce

"He sounded like a combination of a truck bed full of gravel and an angry potato, kinda how Koji were sound if he were a real person."

WhoWhereWhy?

"My family thinks I'm a weirdo and probably going to hell, but I stopped caring loooooong ago."

Blues Light

"There's no shame in being a true champion."

Blade

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

Kaotic Demon

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

Kaotic Demon

"I will train the elephant to shoop da whoop"

Vagrant_Samurai

"When an elephant is firing his lazer, bricks will be shat."

Vagrant_Samurai

"HELL I said "Shit, Piss, Cunt, Cock Sucker, Mother Fucker, and Tits(George Carlin's Seven Dirtiest Words)" in her presence and all she did was go :"O"

Mr. Simetra

"Thanks. Much appreciated. We try our best to be super fucking awesome."

Blade

"It's all good in the hood."

Triple-x

"Is it Blues? Coz I love his pretty eyes too ^_^"

"*bats eyes at Stevce* You know me so well."

"blushes* Oh you! hehe ^.^"

Seto Stevce & Blues Light

"Lol another godmod by Z-Fighter with the almighty Gohan recolour."

Mitchio

"Jesse is the Neville of the forum"

Blues Light

"Please feel free to insult me."

"You are a smelly pirate hooker."

Ravage_Gokan & TardyClock

"[Sasuke - ]Ish, I wanna make children with you."

Nerdy Knight

"Who the hell doesn't want to make children with [Sasuke - ]Ishy?"

Ravage_Gokan

"Am I the only one who notices this is an ass kissing thread?"

Vagrant_Samurai

"You wouldnt if this was an asskissing thread devoted to you."

WhoWhereWhy?

"Mr. Simetra shall not stand for this bullshitary."

Mr. Simetra

"That sounds like an extremely kinky hentai video."

AfroLuffy

"Dane Cook's material is just basically what a kid with tourettes would look like if he had a seizure."

Mr. Simetra

"Yes. First the forum viewing stops, then the sex stops, and then he's left as a mere shell of a man with only the capability to masturbate in the shower. Marriage. Serious business."

Blade

"Do you want me to bite your ear off?"

Nexus

"If I was a hamster my life would be far sweeter."

Nexus

"Youre a fucking Bitchass ninja when it comes to technicalities Jesse."

Lt Kinky

"Btw jayden told me, that i should ask you about his penis lol"

"HUGE FUCKING COCK"

Mr.Chaos & WhoWhereWhy?

"I had sex to day. IMA BURN NAO!"

Frostt

"It's not hard, and no, I'm not going to help, I'm too lazy."

Lt Kinky

"I had a dog once. He was a Golden Retriever. I named him Locked."

Blade

"Angryboy is impressed with a sprite I made. T_T <3"

Blues Light

"You'll earn a week off, courtesy of yours truly."

Koji

"I swear to god, I have like. MCX disease or something."

"I have it too."

Frostt & Blues Light

"This makes you seem as if you are a child. Not very respectable on a forum of almost grown adults and Zlargez."

WhoWhereWhy?

"Hmm...The author of shin chan passed away right? - You heartless bastard."

MrChaos

"Dose he have a trans like a giant dick form?"

Ami

"Think of it like attaching something to your car that makes it do something."

"Ah. Like a toaster."

Blade & Vagrant_Samurai

"I've already caused Jergens' stock to climb 8 points."

Blues Light

"What is it with you americunts and cows?"

"Bestiality." "*facepalm*"

Wolham & Zlargez

"What the sprite based forum is based upon means nothing, This is probably why vortex is on the decline, because members gained common sense."

SnakeX

"My dick has an eye on it too. No big deal."

Blade

"Its good except the goatee is wayyy too thick and on the bare top part he looks fat rather then muscly." "what do you mean it's too thick? it's one pixel wide.."

"Well it would be better if it wasn't there at all as it is way too visible..."

Raditz & lukasahlstrom

"im not here. i was never here. you've all just gone insane."

andragon40

"If A WoodChuck Could Chuck Wood Would a WoodChuck Chuck Wood?"

Axxon456

"That would depend on how much wood the wood chuck is prepared to chuck, & if there is enough wood for the wood chuck to chuck wood, & even if he could chuck wood, I mean, his kid might have a thing that day & he might be unavalible..."

triplezman

"Shit I kid you not. I make every porn I've seen look like a bitch. I have like a million dollar money shot."

Blade

"I BET SHE MAKES HIM WEAR CONDOMS!"

Blade

"As much as I laughed I'm sure that goes past our PG rating lol"

"Over half our quotes feature the word fuck."

Seto Stevce & Blues Light

"Are you being American, again?"

Angryboy

"Am I being British, again?"

Angryboy

"OH FUCK I NEED TO UPDATE THAT MACHINE"

Angryboy

"You'd think from how some people talk, the beginnings of Vortex happend in a cave, where you fought off recolored saber toothed Raditzes."

Blues Light

"Why were you holding fine china in your mouth?"

quot;Because, im a man of class."

Lt Kinky & WhoWhereWhy?

"I went from Gold to Silver. And a bitch, apparently."

Blade

"Apperently I'm a bitch too?"

DragonAnDLance

"I'll tell you something...if you become the new Bax I'm going to stab you. With my cock. Through your throat"

Lt Kinky

"I will be the bush which you hide in...God that sounded so gay"

Onis

"What I miss? Aparently a gay orgy..."

"Making this is too hard! I can't do it!"

Rowell94 & Onis

"Can you guys please stop posting such crap in this topic. "

Frostt

"Finally My big dickeaded Licker is commented on."

-Sasuke-Ish

"Suck mah cawk."

"I dont suck, I bite."

Frostt & WhoWhereWhy?

"You drawing it?"

Jay

"The girl doesn't approve of the messege. ZING."

Shin Masta

"I'd like to know why he can go Kaioken , since Goku learnt that from Master Roshi, and he's a Sayain
I'm just sick of people having all of their favourite character's forms and not paying attention to the DB/Z/GT Story."

SnakeX

"Ive never seen so many men talking about my balls before O_o"

Frostt

"You can ban you?"

Blues Light

"PunkT's bedroom attire probably consists of a speedo and vibrator."

Tidal-Crash

"her name is Jasmine"

"And your name must be Aladdin!"

WhoWhereWhy? & Blade

"Son, why is your penis half hanging out of your pants?" "It needed air."

Blade

"*smacks a random person down* You got owned, bitch!"

Z-Fighter

"that was very anti-lulzy and should be put away in the unfunny box"

"And it should be in that unfunny box next to Didier."

"Which is the Lulz box with Raptor Jesus. Then Loche jealously throws faggotry at us."

Sir Psycho Sexy & DragonAnDLance

"I wish life didn't suck."

"Granted, it now blows."

Punkt & Triplezman

"I'ma be honest Acoustic guitars make my penis soft."

Blade

"Give me a titty covered in barbecue sauce and I'll be the happiest fucker on Earth."

Vagrant_Samurai

"Why don't you study??"

Blues Light

"Really the only class I'm having trouble with is Geometry, because it's FUCKING STUPID."

Yahn

"Then be stupid back!"

"I am, that's why I'm gonna lose internet!"

Blues Light & Yahn

"THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING"

General Grievous

"You know that relieved feeling you get after you pee? I feel like that."

Onis

"lol, yea, he is out of touch from reality, nothing effects him, not gravity ,physics ,time , nor death, but he can still be hurt."

"So he's a God-Mod In training?"

"Correct-a-mundo"

Sovrano & Ravage_Gokan

"Just thought I should point out Kain is spelled wrong :/ Especially if Vortex's own Editor (whom gets his OWN color I might add) did it. D=<"

Yastas

"My password ehh? Well that's mighty big talk coming from one such as yourself. Mind telling me what my password is again; it seems to have slipped my mind. These bullshit clouds are mighty thick this mornin'. "

WhoWhereWhy?

"I edited out my walls and my Cousin."

"No no no, you did not edit them out. You covered them in blue paint. Given this and your earlier picture, I am now convinced that you live in a coloring book."

Ravage_Gokan & Blues Light

"I'mm'a watch frodo beat off a spider"

Lt Kinky

"SHINS A GIRL??????"

andragon40

"This reminds me of something devons did. But it came out beyond Hi-def."

Mistah_Jayden

"Come" *Mime rope pulls*

"I move for no mime."

Lt Kinky & JustADegenerate

"Why does he Sleep with his Eyes Open?"

"You don't?! FREAK."

Axxon456 & Yahn

"My god, Mikey. You're lucky I happened upon a box of Anise Cookies at the store before I read this."

Koji

"If you had a dick, and a chick"

"I have both but the one of them is too damn short >.>"

Lt Kinky & Zlargez

"i am the man who will purposely try to sink the ship you are on, while i am on the same ship myself."

WhoWhereWhy?

"Cause we are awesome spriters :3"

MrChaos

"Look at the stump at the bottom right, unzip your pants and begin to rub your big phat cawk on it."

Sir Pysycho Sexy

"I love yahn so much xD"

"The ladies love me."

General Grievous & Yahn

"I Fucked the Forum"

"Hey,you used a condom,right? We don't want any little forum babies running around...."

Dewols & Zlargez

"STOP BEING AWESOME!!"

RXroxas

"Keep it high class. Like softcore british porn"

"Like the stuff AB watches?"

General Grievous & Ravage_Gokan

"He want my big Ds... Tit fuck?"

"No thanks."

General Grievous & Ravage_Gokan

"You're a D cup?"

Onis

"I wanna show you something"

"Not your cawk right?"

"Crap"

Saiyanboy & MrChaos

"Yo Mama"

JoePierce

"Well, unlike you, everyone here is a male, so..."

"Oh,shut up Chaos. I showed you a picture of my dick and we both know you liked it."

"Why he would show him that, I really don't know."

MrChaos, Zlargez & Ravage_Gokan

"If it wasn't true, it wasn't insulting nor was it funny.

Quote off."

Ravage_Gokan

"I'm bored..are you?"

"Eh."

"Well,I'll go get the lotion,you go get the tanning oil."

Zlargez & Axxon456

"GG if I ever meet you I'm bringing a shotgun."

"I actualy have a shotgun Kris"

"...damn it..."

Onis & General Grevious

"BeyondDBZ, you can shut the fuck up now."

"Banned people usually shut the fuck up now. "

Shin Masta & Yahn

"I dont need extra cushion for my pushing"

Frostt

"I was fucking shocked."

RSF

"me thinks he (Typhoon) is born ssj1, his parents must of had super sex or something."

deathlord

"first lick now kiss Rav your getten it on"

Yastas

"Don't say Fuck, there are children on this forum for fucks sake."

Maverick

"...............



I am going to kick your ass."

"Yes, because your foot is obviously more effective than my chainsaw."

Blues Light & MasterChefX

"From the desk of Angryboy:



Fuck off."

Blues Light

"I don't warn. You screw up with me, you're gone. End of story >:3"

MasterChefX

"BREAKING COVERAGE OF THE VORTEX AWARDS: DIDIER INTERUPTS JUU's VA TO ANNOUNCE THAT KACI ACTUALLY HAD ONE OF THE BEST FEMALE SPRITES OF ALL TIME"

RSF

"I'm spriting."

"Is that a code for 'Leave me alone, I'm masturbating'?"

"No, I tell people when I'm masturbating."

Bax & Zlargez

"What about the 1st two posts, you and i that's like 4 people"

Sinphos

"In 20 years, you guys will be living your lives, and I'll be getting my autograph from Michael Jackson."

dman

"Well, looks like he's not so chatty, now that he's got a banhammer shoved up his ass."

Lorezno

"Kinky, will you marry me? =D"

"No, it doesn't work like that. I have to ask =D"

Lorezno & Colonel Kinky

"Why does he always sound out of breathe?"

"You arent out of breathe after gay secks?"

"No, because I have STAMINA"

Frostt & RSF