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quotes.push(""I blame you all, if you had just left me alone as I tried to put my cawk in random places. We'd have won." - Sir Psycho Sexy");

quotes.push(""Wait wait wait wait wait!!!!!! Since when did Frost get smexy?" - Blues Light");

quotes.push(""Cause I'm stiff, is that a problem?" - Mr. Simetra");

quotes.push(""See kids that how you get aids." - AfroLuffy");

quotes.push(""Frosty Cuppycake: He is above rape...because when you see him, you are already fucked." - WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push(""Jesus. That looks like the guy with the hood on from last nig-....OHHHHHHHHH." - Shin Masta");

quotes.push(""Bob. That was the wierdest display of crap i half understood. Evar." - Maverick");

quotes.push(""You should go Hulk and SMASH her. Teach her to be grateful." - The Huggable Tay Bear");

quotes.push(""Internet bullies beat me up for my virtual lunch moneyz." - Blade");

quotes.push(""Today on FOX, THE PEDOPHILES ARE IN THE TREES! THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOOOOOOU!" - TardyClock");

quotes.push(""Your mom = Hip-ass mom." - The Huggable Tay Bear");

quotes.push(""You're quite arrogant you know that?" - Danion");

quotes.push(""Oh my lord...I can't remember your name! \;'C I'm sorry." "My real name? I haven't told, you that's why you don't remember." - Lt Kinky and Swordman");

quotes.push(""Are you drunk Yung?" - TardyClock");

quotes.push(""Goddamn you Americans. *shakes angry fist*" - Angryboy");

quotes.push(""Thanks Grievous, He's definitely going on my refrigerator. =D" - Yastas");

quotes.push(""You suck my grandma's balls. Not to say my grandma has balls, but if she did you would definitely suck them... Look you just suck, ok?" - Sir Psycho Sexy");

quotes.push(""I have no reason to not like you and I have no reason to like you." - DragonAndLance");

quotes.push(""I once sigg'ed one of Superdude's messages ^^ " "Sauce or it didn't happen." - Danion & TardyClock");

quotes.push(""FLUKE HAS SPOKEN!" - Various");

quotes.push(""You would get jumped in your backyard? Remind me to NEVER move where you live." - Yahn");

quotes.push(""What kind of talentless loser needs anything more than PAINT to make sprites? Seriously." - TardyClock");

quotes.push(""A large african american has illegally and forcably commended my two wheeled mode of? transportation." - Mr. Simetra");

quotes.push(""What are you talking about chaos?. Those balls are smokin." - Mistah_Jayden");

quotes.push(""I sense a large quanity of Win in this sector." - WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;Dont we all exaggerate the size of our <strike>penis</strike> sword?&quot; - WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;THE SAIYAINS WERE REVIVED THANKS TO.....WILSON. Honestly. Wilson?&quot; - Mitchio");

quotes.push("&quot;I already have one in my cawk thanks!&quot; - Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;You're jealous of my love rolls&quot; - Emperor_Gouko");

quotes.push("&quot;Black people: DAT NIGGA BUSH DID THIS HE BE BUYIN HURRICANES&quot; - Sir Psycho Sexy");

quotes.push("&quot;Actually you messaged me and my computer went into 'fuck you' mode&quot; - Sir Psycho Sexy");

quotes.push("&quot;Why are you boosting your post count here, when we all know you're a nub and will stay one as long as you post-farm here?&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;why do you think my post count is important? i came here to sprite and have fun, which is what im doing >_> who put all the sand in BL's vagina?&quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;I am the world's largest supplier of vagina sand, afterall.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;Sharing is Caring.&quot; - Mistah_Jayden");

quotes.push("&quot;Well then im the new persistent little bastard^_^ !!!!hollywood undead!!!!&quot; - ssj4vegeta");

quotes.push("&quot;WHY AREN'T ANY OF MY QUOTES IN THE QUOTE MACHINE. RAGEEEEE!&quot; - Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;You will all become a part of my faceless...ness. >:3&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;How is he going to be sheeted this time?&quot; &quot;What do you mean?&quot; &quot;...I have no idea what I meant by that.&quot; - MasterChefX & Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;Wait wait. Am I getting fucked or raped?&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;It's not rape if it's enjoyed and believe me baby you'll LOVE this!&quot; &quot;I can't wait!&quot; - Yahn & Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;Don't I get more points if he doesn't get it?&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;I like it, but would some consider that cocky?&quot; &quot;No, because I said it.&quot; &quot;Logic wins.&quot; - Angryboy & MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;I can still post. Wtf.&quot; - Mr El Kanyuficent");

quotes.push("&quot;You all lie. Vortex history did not start until I joined&quot; - Maverick");

quotes.push("&quot;I came!&quot; - TardyClock");

quotes.push("&quot;Ur beauty graces the boards evrytime i post&quot; - The Huggable Tay Bear");

quotes.push("&quot;Goku's face looks fucking stupid&quot; &quot;YOU LOOK FUCKING STUPID&quot; &quot;YOUR MOM LOOKS FUCKING STUPID&quot; &quot;shit&quot; - TardyClock & Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;I WANNA DO GOUKO&quot; &quot;O_O _> r u desperate?&quot; &quot;...no&quot; - CrusherD316 & The Huggable Tay Bear");

quotes.push("&quot;Yes, I am Fenrir, Fenrir is me, I am one with Ragnarok.&quot; - Vagrant_Samurai");

quotes.push("&quot;It's refreshing to see a girl that's not a total whore once and awhile, but I can feel myself derailing.&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;The girls I know forget why they're mad usually...*hint* *hint*&quot; &quot;i dun get it .>DAMMIT *SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN*&quot; - The Huggable Tay Bear & CrusherD316");

quotes.push("&quot;You know, they invented the &quot;Morning After&quot; Pill for a reason. XD So we don't have to wear condom XD! I wouldn't want to put some plastic shit on my dick! &quot; - Vagrant_Samurai");

quotes.push("&quot;Yeah, I look nothing like the fat ass.&quot; &quot;You're absolutely right about not looking like Josh. If anything, your GF has a stronger resemblence IMO.&quot; - Zlargez & MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;I think that hand puppet wants a fight.&quot; &quot;I think SH has had many battles with that hand if you know what I mean.&quot; - Frostt & Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;I r can be sexy?&quot; - Freak of Nature");

quotes.push("&quot;ahhh!!! iTz jPeG GoDzIlLa!!!1!!!11!!!one!!!!&quot; - shadowhunterr");

quotes.push("&quot;And Ben she's holding a flipflop.&quot; &quot;FlipFlop? wtf dude its clearly a thong.&quot; - Vagrant Samurai & Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;Now i bring you, AMERICAN BEN!&quot; - WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;My mind, is fucked.&quot; - Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;Razer you succeessfully fucked my mind. Well done. G_e&quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;Look how cute he is, I just wanna pinch his cheeks. :3&quot; - Vagrant Samurai");

quotes.push("&quot;No wait, there's one more...&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;MCX is god!&quot; - Adam016");

quotes.push("&quot;But now, I need to hit the sack. With my sack.&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;When I see a bitch, I hold up my bitch sign.&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;O_o oh lawdy. What is this?&quot; - Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;You smile when constipated? Dude, that's fucked.&quot; - Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;Wait what? Oh god. -_-&quot; - Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;In light of Zero's post. How many here have actually had sexual contact with a girl? I mean penis in the vagina.&quot; - Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;Girls have hair at their private part??? I thought it was only my dad.&quot; - Zeroyasha");

quotes.push("&quot;Those are lost to the eternalness that is the DeletionHammer.&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;Add it.&quot; &quot;LOL&quot; &quot;That too.&quot; &quot;srsly?&quot; &quot;Yes. Seriously.&quot; &quot;XD&quot; - MasterChefX & Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;*Fist pumps in the air* Chef pulls through for us.&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;My life would be much simpler as a hamster&quot; - Nexus");

quotes.push("&quot;Poor little Saibmen, they don't mean to be evil, its the way they have been brought up, they just shoot acid out of their heads because they feel threatened.&quot; - Jay");

quotes.push("&quot;@Saibamen: Look, I'm sorry =( Things were said, stuff happened. I know I made mistakes, but I can change!&quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;Woot first on the board for the banhamma's :3&quot; &quot;That statement is false. I banned two people before you did.&quot; - Seto Stevce & MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;You can ban me?&quot; - JoePierce");

quotes.push("&quot;I would ban you Joe for that Avatar, bu I can't seem to find the option how to ban =\ &quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;You are NOT making this period.&quot; &quot;And <b>you</b> get to decide that?&quot; - NerdyKnight & MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;You sir, FAIL.&quot; &quot;And you sir, are <b>BANNED</b>.&quot; - NerdyKnight & MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;STOP BEING A NICE, REASONABLE AND ALL ROUND NICE PERSON! Seriously it freaks me out man.&quot; - TardyClock");

quotes.push("&quot;Besides, that guy (Nerdy Knight) had it coming >:3&quot; &quot;*facepalm* I can't believe that was your reason lol.&quot; - MasterChefX & Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;So MCX improvised, I say we give him props for trying something new. No harm no foul.&quot; - Koji");

quotes.push("&quot;Koji has become my hero again.&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;I'm trying my hardest D:&quot; &quot;TRY HARDER!!!&quot; - MasterChefX & Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;I laughed. Can someone unban him so I can ban him again :3?&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;And he's also just plain annoying, Danion was at least awesome.&quot; - Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;Also, how is Desi one of our best members? In the short time he was mod he banned about 5 people and then got promptly demodded.&quot; - Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;Damn you Steve!&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;You fuck us, we'll fuck you harder. That's how we roll.&quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;Everyone is such an instigator around here.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;I just banned half of Vort....*looks at Koji's post* FFFFFUUUUUUUUU - &quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;Can he really not see why he was warned for continuing?&quot; &quot;It's obviously a plan by the mods to get him banned. It's the only reason we warn him, EVER.&quot; - Angryboy & Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;Do you need a band-aid, hun?&quot; &quot;Nah, baby, I'll be a'ight.&quot; - Koji & Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;Permanent means permanent.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;Um, i asked for c+c, so if no comments, that means no c+c which means perfect sprite.&quot; - andragon40");

quotes.push("&quot;Was that sarcasm?&quot; &quot;If you have to ask if that was sarcasm. Then you utterly fail.&quot; - andragon40 & Zeroyasha");

quotes.push("&quot;Don't mess with this gangsta Yahn, every night he goes out, gets laid and smokes a blunt like a real pimp.&quot; - Danion");

quotes.push("&quot;Not to mention the fact that he is a triple black belt in Ninjutsu and is a master hacker. You don't fuck with Yahn D:&quot; - TardyClock");

quotes.push("&quot;Zomg, Sephy hurt your self-esteem D=&quot; - Onis");

quotes.push("&quot;WAIT MAAAAAAN. Fuckin' hell.&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;I have another me? Really?&quot; - Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;GODDAMNIT, CHEF!!!&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;I need TIME.&quot; &quot;D: Okay.&quot; &quot;Don't give me THAT. Ass.&quot; &quot;:#&quot; - Angryboy & MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;It is all false rage. I'm really just a misunderstood guy who has feelings and a longing for something more. Or simply a prick. Make your choice.&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;Who masturbates to quotes? Seriously?&quot; &quot;Somebody out there....*looks at horizon*&quot; - MasterChefX & Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;It shouldn't turn into personal masturbation material. As much as it'd be nice for it to be.&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;I'm about to use modly powers for something stupid. but by doing that, i prevent further stupid&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;YOU BRITISH COCK-FUCK, YOU GET ON MSN RIGHT NOW AND SAY FUNNY THINGS WITH ME!&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;We need more tits.....speaking of, where is Jay?&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;Dickhead.. I couldn't have picked a better word myself.&quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;...We have the power to ban, but not set warning levels?&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;We can change our own Warning Level, but not others, yet we can ban others.&quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;I'm sure there is, if I set the status to allow Moderators to edit it. Something so simple an innebriated chimp could accomplish. Something I should definetly let AB take care of. So I'll go change it now, and you guys let me know if it works :D&quot; - Koji");

quotes.push("&quot;Clicking it won't ban them. It'll just open up a page asking if you're sure and a box where you can type in why they were banned. I should know, I've banned two members so far.&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;Why am I not surprised you've banned 2 already?&quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;He pays his rent with sex. Mmm.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;Rule 16: If you do not wish to pay rent than you must sell yourself to every member of the Mod Shack.&quot; - Koji");

quotes.push("&quot;And I'm still not getting any?&quot; &quot;Well, Seto DID get snogging drunk last weekend and we all had a very good time, but you were nowhere to be found.&quot; &quot;Guh, don't remind me.&quot; - Koji, Blues Light & Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;There is something I noticed in the mod team, a sever lack in girls with large breasts. What's going on here? It's a sausage feast and I am scared. That is a reason why I clean. Because I can't afford the rent, and I don't want to get butt seckzd&quot; - Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;Wait wait wait wait wait what the hell. I always thought VRP styled sprites only had one eye. I know if Blues saw that Gohan he'd have a fit lol&quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;No Seto that's dick's mate.&quot; - Jay");

quotes.push("&quot;How did you make that SO DAMN QUICK!?&quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;An example of how MCX attempt's to inspire us and make us see how good we are :D&quot; - Nexus");

quotes.push("&quot;I only just realised, USA can actually be &quot;United States of AB&quot;.&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;What a coincidence, I do the exact same thing everytime I see you post.&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;I have a new purpose :3&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;What in the name of poopie were you thinking when you came up with this?&quot; - Tsuna");

quotes.push("&quot;Welcome to Male and Female Relations 101. I am your instructor, Dr. Light. Lesson One: BITCHES BE CRAZY!&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;So, she's not attractive; thus it's not bad for her to get mortally wounded? You're one evil motherfucker.&quot; - Danion");

quotes.push("&quot;Look, I'm a faceless hooded guy that spends most of his time on the comp and banning n00bs from the internets. If I say something, then it's probably TRUE!&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;Reading is so over-rated.&quot; - Seto Stevce");

quotes.push("&quot;I DON'T CARE IF YOU FUCKING BAN ME EITHER, I HATE THIS FUCKING SITE!!!&quot; - Dr Mambo");

quotes.push("&quot;Heck i learned what Masturbate is from Jesse.&quot; &quot;Please God don't listen to anything he told you. >.<&quot; &quot;Totally Untrue, i didnt tell him jack shit about any sexual nothin'&quot; - Zeroyasha, Blues Light & WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;You don't count. You have Redhead McHugeboobs at your service. I take what I can get!&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;When Gouko sacrificed himself fighting Radditz and had him in a hold from behind and Piccolo blasted him to kill Radditz.&quot; &quot;I did what?&quot; - CrusherD316 & Vagrant_Samurai");

quotes.push("&quot;Yo Nexus, I'm really happy about you slaughtering all those people, I'mma let you finish, but Frost has the best slaughtering spree of all time. BEST SLAUGHTERING SPREE OF ALL TIME!&quot; - Mr Simetra");

quotes.push("&quot;He's GAY. Takes it up the shitbox for a fiver.&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;Like Party? But like you told a 3rd grader to spell it?&quot; - JoePierce");

quotes.push("&quot;You all can just go to hell.. >.> The sprite sucks, the end...&quot; - BlackStar");

quotes.push("&quot;Yo blade, i'm real happy for you and imma let you finish but Seifuku had the best post ranting about random nasty shit about women of all time... OF ALL TIME!&quot; - Sasuke-Ish");

quotes.push("&quot;He sounded like a combination of a truck bed full of gravel and an angry potato, kinda how Koji were sound if he were a real person.&quot; - WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;My family thinks I'm a weirdo and probably going to hell, but I stopped caring loooooong ago.&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;There's no shame in being a true champion.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.&quot; - Kaotic Demon");

quotes.push("&quot;The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.&quot; - Kaotic Demon");

quotes.push("&quot;I will train the elephant to shoop da whoop&quot; - Vagrant_Samurai");

quotes.push("&quot;When an elephant is firing his lazer, bricks will be shat.&quot; - Vagrant_Samurai");

quotes.push("&quot;HELL I said \"Shit, Piss, Cunt, Cock Sucker, Mother Fucker, and Tits(George Carlin's Seven Dirtiest Words)\" in her presence and all she did was go :\"O&quot; - Mr. Simetra");

quotes.push("&quot;Thanks. Much appreciated. We try our best to be super fucking awesome.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;It's all good in the hood.&quot; - Triple-x");

quotes.push("&quot;Is it Blues? Coz I love his pretty eyes too ^_^&quot; &quot;*bats eyes at Stevce* You know me so well.&quot; &quot;blushes* Oh you! hehe ^.^&quot; - Seto Stevce & Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;Lol another godmod by Z-Fighter with the almighty Gohan recolour.&quot; - Mitchio");

quotes.push("&quot;Jesse is the Neville of the forum&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;Please feel free to insult me.&quot; &quot;You are a smelly pirate hooker.&quot; - Ravage_Gokan & TardyClock");

quotes.push("&quot;[Sasuke - ]Ish, I wanna make children with you.&quot; - Nerdy Knight");

quotes.push("&quot;Who the hell <i>doesn't</i> want to make children with [Sasuke - ]Ishy?&quot; - Ravage_Gokan");

quotes.push("&quot;Am I the only one who notices this is an ass kissing thread?&quot; - Vagrant_Samurai");

quotes.push("&quot;You wouldnt if this was an asskissing thread devoted to you.&quot; - WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;Mr. Simetra shall not stand for this bullshitary.&quot; - Mr. Simetra");

quotes.push("&quot;That sounds like an extremely kinky hentai video.&quot; - AfroLuffy");

quotes.push("&quot;Dane Cook's material is just basically what a kid with tourettes would look like if he had a seizure.&quot; - Mr. Simetra");

quotes.push("&quot;Yes. First the forum viewing stops, then the sex stops, and then he's left as a mere shell of a man with only the capability to masturbate in the shower. Marriage. Serious business.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;Do you want me to bite your ear off?&quot; - Nexus");

quotes.push("&quot;If I was a hamster my life would be far sweeter.&quot; - Nexus");

quotes.push("&quot;Youre a fucking Bitchass ninja when it comes to technicalities Jesse.&quot; - Lt Kinky");

quotes.push("&quot;Btw jayden told me, that i should ask you about his penis lol&quot; &quot;HUGE FUCKING COCK&quot; - Mr.Chaos & WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;I had sex to day. IMA BURN NAO!&quot; - Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;It's not hard, and no, I'm not going to help, I'm too lazy.&quot; - Lt Kinky");

quotes.push("&quot;I had a dog once. He was a Golden Retriever. I named him Locked.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;Angryboy is impressed with a sprite I made. T_T <3&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;You'll earn a week off, courtesy of yours truly.&quot; - Koji");

quotes.push("&quot;I swear to god, I have like. MCX disease or something.&quot; &quot;I have it too.&quot; - Frostt & Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;This makes you seem as if you are a child. Not very respectable on a forum of almost grown adults and Zlargez.&quot; - WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;Hmm...The author of shin chan passed away right? - You heartless bastard.&quot; - MrChaos");

quotes.push("&quot;Dose he have a trans like a giant dick form?&quot; - Ami");

quotes.push("&quot;Think of it like attaching something to your car that makes it do something.&quot; &quot;Ah. Like a toaster.&quot; - Blade & Vagrant_Samurai");

quotes.push("&quot;I've already caused Jergens' stock to climb 8 points.&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;What is it with you americunts and cows?&quot; &quot;Bestiality.&quot; &quot;*facepalm*&quot; - Wolham & Zlargez");

quotes.push("&quot;What the <b>sprite</b> based forum is based upon means nothing, This is probably why vortex is on the decline, because members gained common sense.&quot; - SnakeX");

quotes.push("&quot;My dick has an eye on it too. No big deal.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;Its good except the goatee is wayyy too thick and on the bare top part he looks fat rather then muscly.&quot; &quot;what do you mean it's too thick? it's one pixel wide..&quot; &quot;Well it would be better if it wasn't there at all as it is way too visible...&quot; - Raditz & lukasahlstrom");

quotes.push("&quot;im not here. i was never here. you've all just gone insane.&quot; - andragon40");

quotes.push("&quot;If A WoodChuck Could Chuck Wood Would a WoodChuck Chuck Wood?&quot; - Axxon456");

quotes.push("&quot;That would depend on how much wood the wood chuck is prepared to chuck, & if there is enough wood for the wood chuck to chuck wood, & even if he could chuck wood, I mean, his kid might have a thing that day & he might be unavalible...&quot; - triplezman");

quotes.push("&quot;Shit I kid you not. I make every porn I've seen look like a bitch. I have like a million dollar money shot.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;I BET SHE MAKES HIM WEAR CONDOMS!&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;As much as I laughed I'm sure that goes past our PG rating lol&quot; &quot;Over half our quotes feature the word <i>fuck</i>.&quot; - Seto Stevce & Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;Are you being American, again?&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;Am I being British, again?&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;OH FUCK I NEED TO UPDATE THAT MACHINE&quot; - Angryboy");

quotes.push("&quot;You'd think from how some people talk, the beginnings of Vortex happend in a cave, where you fought off recolored saber toothed Raditzes.&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;Why were you holding fine china in your mouth?&quot; quot;Because, im a man of class.&quot; - Lt Kinky & WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;I went from Gold to Silver. And a bitch, apparently.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;Apperently I'm a bitch too?&quot; - DragonAnDLance");

quotes.push("&quot;I'll tell you something...if you become the new Bax I'm going to stab you. With my cock. Through your throat&quot; - Lt Kinky");

quotes.push("&quot;I will be the bush which you hide in...God that sounded so gay&quot; - Onis");

quotes.push("&quot;What I miss? Aparently a gay orgy...&quot; &quot;Making this is too hard! I can't do it!&quot; - Rowell94 & Onis");

quotes.push("&quot;Can you guys please stop posting such crap in this topic. &quot; - Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;Finally My big dickeaded Licker is commented on.&quot; - -Sasuke-Ish");

quotes.push("&quot;Suck mah cawk.&quot; &quot;I dont suck, I bite.&quot; - Frostt & WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;You drawing it?&quot; - Jay");

quotes.push("&quot;The girl doesn't approve of the messege. ZING.&quot; - Shin Masta");

quotes.push("&quot;I'd like to know <i>why</i> he can go <i>Kaioken</i> ,  since Goku learnt that from <i>Master Roshi</i>, and he's a <i>Sayain</i><br>I'm just sick of people having <i>all</i> of their favourite character's forms and not paying attention to the DB/Z/GT Story.&quot; - SnakeX");

quotes.push("&quot;Ive never seen so many men talking about my balls before O_o&quot; - Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;You can ban you?&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;PunkT's bedroom attire probably consists of a speedo and vibrator.&quot; - Tidal-Crash");

quotes.push("&quot;her name is Jasmine&quot; &quot;And your name must be Aladdin!&quot; - WhoWhereWhy? & Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;Son, why is your penis half hanging out of your pants?&quot; &quot;It needed air.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;*smacks a random person down* You got owned, bitch!&quot; - Z-Fighter");

quotes.push("&quot;that was very anti-lulzy and should be put away in the unfunny box&quot; &quot;And it should be in that unfunny box next to Didier.&quot; &quot;Which is the Lulz box with Raptor Jesus. Then Loche jealously throws faggotry at us.&quot; - Sir Psycho Sexy & DragonAnDLance");

quotes.push("&quot;I wish life didn't suck.&quot; &quot;Granted, it now blows.&quot; - Punkt & Triplezman");

quotes.push("&quot;I'ma be honest Acoustic guitars make my penis soft.&quot; - Blade");

quotes.push("&quot;Give me a titty covered in barbecue sauce and I'll be the happiest fucker on Earth.&quot; - Vagrant_Samurai");

quotes.push("&quot;Why don't you study??&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;Really the only class I'm having trouble with is Geometry, because it's FUCKING STUPID.&quot; - Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;Then be stupid back!&quot; &quot;I am, that's why I'm gonna lose internet!&quot; - Blues Light & Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING&quot; - General Grievous");

quotes.push("&quot;You know that relieved feeling you get after you pee? I feel like that.&quot; - Onis");

quotes.push("&quot;lol, yea, he is out of touch from reality, nothing effects him, not gravity ,physics ,time , nor death, but he can still be hurt.&quot; &quot;So he's a God-Mod In training?&quot; &quot;Correct-a-mundo&quot; - Sovrano & Ravage_Gokan");

quotes.push("&quot;Just thought I should point out Kain is spelled wrong :/ Especially if Vortex's own Editor (whom gets his OWN color I might add) did it. D=<&quot; - Yastas");

quotes.push("&quot;My password ehh? Well that's mighty big talk coming from one such as yourself. Mind telling me what my password is again; it seems to have slipped my mind. These bullshit clouds are mighty thick this mornin'. &quot; - WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;I edited out my walls and my Cousin.&quot; &quot;No no no, you did not edit them out. You covered them in blue paint. Given this and your earlier picture, I am now convinced that you live in a coloring book.&quot; - Ravage_Gokan & Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;I'mm'a watch frodo beat off a spider&quot; - Lt Kinky");

quotes.push("&quot;SHINS A GIRL??????&quot; - andragon40");

quotes.push("&quot;This reminds me of something devons did. But it came out beyond Hi-def.&quot; - Mistah_Jayden");

quotes.push("&quot;Come&quot; *Mime rope pulls* &quot;I move for no mime.&quot; - Lt Kinky & JustADegenerate");

quotes.push("&quot;Why does he Sleep with his Eyes Open?&quot; &quot;You don't?! FREAK.&quot; - Axxon456 & Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;My god, Mikey. You're lucky I happened upon a box of Anise Cookies at the store before I read this.&quot; - Koji");

quotes.push("&quot;If you had a dick, and a chick&quot; &quot;I have both but the one of them is too damn short >.>&quot; - Lt Kinky & Zlargez");

quotes.push("&quot;i am the man who will purposely try to sink the ship you are on, while i am on the same ship myself.&quot; - WhoWhereWhy?");

quotes.push("&quot;Cause we are awesome spriters :3&quot; - MrChaos");

quotes.push("&quot;Look at the stump at the bottom right, unzip your pants and begin to rub your big phat cawk on it.&quot; - Sir Pysycho Sexy");

quotes.push("&quot;I love yahn so much xD&quot; &quot;The ladies love me.&quot; - General Grievous & Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;I Fucked the Forum&quot; &quot;Hey,you used a condom,right? We don't want any little forum babies running around....&quot; - Dewols & Zlargez");

quotes.push("&quot;STOP BEING AWESOME!!&quot; - RXroxas");

quotes.push("&quot;Keep it high class. Like softcore british porn&quot; &quot;Like the stuff AB watches?&quot; - General Grievous & Ravage_Gokan");

quotes.push("&quot;He want my big Ds... Tit fuck?&quot; &quot;No thanks.&quot; - General Grievous & Ravage_Gokan");

quotes.push("&quot;You're a D cup?&quot; - Onis");

quotes.push("&quot;I wanna show you something&quot; &quot;Not your cawk right?&quot; &quot;Crap&quot; - Saiyanboy & MrChaos");

quotes.push("&quot;Yo Mama&quot; - JoePierce");

quotes.push("&quot;Well, unlike you, everyone here is a male, so...&quot; &quot;Oh,shut up Chaos. I showed you a picture of my dick and we both know you liked it.&quot; &quot;Why he would show him that, I really don't know.&quot; - MrChaos, Zlargez & Ravage_Gokan");

quotes.push("&quot;If it wasn't true, it wasn't insulting nor was it funny. Quote off.&quot; - Ravage_Gokan");

quotes.push("&quot;I'm bored..are you?&quot; &quot;Eh.&quot; &quot;Well,I'll go get the lotion,you go get the tanning oil.&quot; - Zlargez & Axxon456");

quotes.push("&quot;GG if I ever meet you I'm bringing a shotgun.&quot; &quot;I actualy have a shotgun Kris&quot; &quot;...damn it...&quot; - Onis & General Grevious");

quotes.push("&quot;BeyondDBZ, you can shut the fuck up now.&quot; &quot;Banned people usually shut the fuck up now. &quot; - Shin Masta & Yahn");

quotes.push("&quot;I dont need extra cushion for my pushing&quot; - Frostt");

quotes.push("&quot;I was fucking shocked.&quot; - RSF");

quotes.push("&quot;me thinks he (Typhoon) is born ssj1, his parents must of had super sex or something.&quot; - deathlord");

quotes.push("&quot;first lick now kiss Rav your getten it on&quot; - Yastas");

quotes.push("&quot;Don't say Fuck, there are children on this forum for fucks sake.&quot; - Maverick");

quotes.push("&quot;...............I am going to kick your ass.&quot; &quot;Yes, because your foot is obviously more effective than my chainsaw.&quot; - Blues Light & MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;From the desk of Angryboy: Fuck off.&quot; - Blues Light");

quotes.push("&quot;I don't warn. You screw up with me, you're gone. End of story >:3&quot; - MasterChefX");

quotes.push("&quot;BREAKING COVERAGE OF THE VORTEX AWARDS: DIDIER INTERUPTS JUU's VA TO ANNOUNCE THAT KACI ACTUALLY HAD ONE OF THE BEST FEMALE SPRITES OF ALL TIME&quot; - RSF");

quotes.push("&quot;I'm spriting.&quot; &quot;Is that a code for 'Leave me alone, I'm masturbating'?&quot; &quot;No, I tell people when I'm masturbating.&quot; - Bax & Zlargez");

quotes.push("&quot;What about the 1st two posts, you and i that's like 4 people&quot; - Sinphos");

quotes.push("&quot;In 20 years, you guys will be living your lives, and I'll be getting my autograph from Michael Jackson.&quot; - dman");

quotes.push("&quot;Well, looks like he's not so chatty, now that he's got a banhammer shoved up his ass.&quot; - Lorezno");

quotes.push("&quot;Kinky, will you marry me? =D&quot; &quot;No, it doesn't work like that. I have to ask =D&quot; - Lorezno & Colonel Kinky");

quotes.push("&quot;Why does he always sound out of breathe?&quot; &quot;You arent out of breathe after gay secks?&quot; &quot;No, because I have STAMINA&quot; - Frostt & RSF");

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